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Is this dude messin with ma head?


Honestly? I think you can tell english isnt your first language. If you like I can edit this for you...

4 hours ago 

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  •  Bolek

    Thank you.
    Say hello to your friend.
    I hope smoking is going well.

    3 hours ago


he had written a story, not bad but he was confused grammatically about a few things. He asked what I thought.... This was my answer....
Now whats that about huh?

This dude wants humiliating.....

RE: Hi There

Between theunlovedman and You

  • theunlovedman Feb 3, 2012 12:47 PM

    So as you said you wont add someone you don't know to Facebook what about if I promised I will always protect your privacy why you humiliate me as a sissy on Facebook I will no message you all the time and I will only message or chat you if you speak to me first as the sissy Iam!

  • CharlieBelongsToDottie Feb 3, 2012 1:21 PM

    you wouldn't deserve the excitement of that......

  • theunlovedman Feb 3, 2012 1:24 PM

    please humiliate me goddess I know I deserve to be humiliated! and would respect you at all times I promise can I give you my facebook I want everyone to know what a sissy IAm!

    I would serve you well!

  • theunlovedman Feb 3, 2012 1:27 PM

    I have been hiding Iam a sissy from family and friends they need to find out dont they!

  • theunlovedman Feb 3, 2012 1:29 PM

    its early Saturday morning here IAm wearing panties and leggings (Black) full length!

  • theunlovedman Feb 3, 2012 1:33 PM

    I would let you kidnap me and keep me as a slave possibly!

  • CharlieBelongsToDottie Feb 3, 2012 2:52 PM

    So.... You want outing on facebook?

    you sure?

On facebook.....
Im tempted to open a spam account and do it... wadda you think?

WTF am I doing?

FFS.... Im cross with myself for ending up in this place.
I just feel the need to vent on this one.
Ive fallen very very sweetly in love with a guy Ive only met online.
He has become a massive part of my life. 
I dont really expect too much from him.
But I dont want anyone to get hurt.... least of all innocent parties.
I should walk away before the train wreck.
But I cant. Not now.
Fuuurk.... *facepalms*..... What am I doing? 

A rehash from ages ago...Thought it might be fun.......

I would like all my EP friends to comment on this status about how you met me. But I want you to LIE. That's right. Just make it up. After you comment, copy this to your blog so I can do the same.

The more random the better lol x

my Vlog....

Hahaha! Ive never felt such an idiot in ma life lol... good fun tho.. 


Ive had a crap week..... I feel crap.....
Ive done stuff thats really set me back ya knowz?
I have amends and apologies to make.
Mostly to myself..... coz if Im not good with me.... Im not good with anything.
So rachel..
You know i love ya.... and i know you know I got ya back.... but sometimes ya need to get off my high horse....
and admit you were wrong....
I was wrong.
I fukked up.
Bring on tomorrow...... 


B double O Tee Y ......

We are fukked up and we're ready to play..... Wanna do things we'll regret the next day....... 

Orchid has corrupted me..... Its official..... 

love this pish......

I love this....... friend of a friend..... gotta love youtube.....


Here, wear this polythene bag..... over your face..... pish

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a little bit of funny/cute

ive seen this a few times but this is the first time ive seen it speeded up.... This made me smile, 


Im sat in the toilet.

I just have to say....
I have just had the WORST sexual experience of my LIFE.
Wont be trying THAT again....

Can i tell ya...

What a crazy crappy coupla days ive had.
Now life clean can be pretty crap. I have to DEAL with stuff. I aint got the luxury of being able to drink it away or have a joint or a handful of pills ~drools @ the thought~

So i might of been a little p;ssy, a little badmannered, a bit of a CUNT. (im sure Americans have a different different definition lol)

Dealing with STUFF is s#it. It stinks.

I do this thing where i desperately try and change how i feel, god, i think everyone does. But Im an addict, I take it to extremes.

Still shocked that Ive been blocked... Twice in as many days. And had comments flagged out of existance.

I attracted another 'special' today. Locally known as Dilly Graham. 

What signals am i giving off? Very very inappropriate ones obviously. Hes lovely, but very very 'special'.
And he wants me to be his bitch... 

Honestly. Ive gotta watch myself on the behaviour thing.

Im not even mentioning my puppy.... Goddammit.

Am i just weird?

Everytime i see this i laugh......

I show other people n i have to explain why i think its funny.....

Is it just me?

Throwing plates is therapeutic dammit...

There is a time to surf..... and a time to wax your board...... Its time to wax my board
Im p;ssed off in a major way, Im gonna go throw plates at the side of next doors house. I hate those f#kkers anyway so its no loss... Might gimmie some real life people to shout at.

Ive had two online friends piss me off today. One c@nted me off and the other got paranoid his g/f wouldnt like him talking to me. WTF?

~waxes surfboard~


Dammit, hard day... You ever hear a song a just think that its just how you are feeling at that exact second?


If you find me on here you MoFo then Im seriously off to the police.
I suspect its only a matter of time before your stalky creepy ass comes to find me here too.
How many emails can you send in a 10 min period? 120...... honestly
Wierdo.... as if you didnt pay me enuff to fuck you last time you think i wanna do it for free now?
You were shit and i spent the entire hour with gritted teeth.
I still have your work number. I really dont wanna damage your career but you have scared me tonight.
You know when im online.... how????
Im sure its not legal.
so ~rolls sleeves up and does boxing stance~ 
bring it on.....

Thanks dubkebab... you is the music maaaaaannnn.... I had a tena lady moment to this video.... funny

I must stop being a c*nt......

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Rant (skit)

I really hate the kinda dude that thinks its fine to lie
To rip my heart right out my chest
Sh*t, that fukkers gotta die

Im gonna hide out in his trunk with a tube of glue
and jump out shouting 'av it bitch
and stick myself to you

We're gonna run out in the road, infront of a van
I want to watch you as you scream
Im getting hit too damn.

See all the shit there is beween us two's your fault
Coz i am perfect, lovely too
Your not worth a pinch of salt

Yes, i know i am a fukkin bitch, i know i hurt you too
but ive got Jesus on my side
and hes told me he hates you

So when youre sat in hell with a pitchfork up your bum
Have a look, reflect back
and wish you'd made me cum.........


Flourescent adolescent..... Arctic Monkeys

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to, not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going, but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dabber or a betting pencil? 

POKER!!!! I won for the first time ever... Being sober has occassional advantages... 6 hours of wholesome family fun. Im now called 'Mary' coz of my new tattoo (Mary obviously... as in the mother of Jesus.... anyway, she had my back. Im up almost 200 quid....


am feeling nostalgic.... and sentimental.... *hugs self*.....
*hugs self again*.... No, thats not helping.... HUG ME GODDAMNIT...

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Is this dude messin with ma head?, posted February 8th, 2013
This dude wants humiliating....., posted February 3rd, 2012, 13 comments
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my Vlog...., posted May 5th, 2011, 60 comments
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love this pish......, posted April 9th, 2011, 7 comments
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a little bit of funny/cute, posted March 22nd, 2011
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Dammit, posted March 3rd, 2011, 1 comment
stalker, posted March 3rd, 2011, 2 comments
I must stop being a c*nt......, posted February 25th, 2011
Rant (skit), posted February 21st, 2011, 1 comment
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